Perry: What’s with you, Lloyds of London? You take one mind-blowing philosophy class and suddenly you’re Jean-Paul Sar-tr-e.
Lloyd: It’s Sartre.
Perry: Oh, so now you’ve got an existentialist hook too? Well, that’s great, ‘cause all you need is a little more mystique. Now you’ve got a chance with all the freaky chicks I was gonna get. I’ve take so much acne medication my lips are splitting in half. This might cheer you up: YOU’RE HOTTER THAN MOST CHICKS. What are you doing in college, anyway? People like you don’t need to know how to read.Oh, Undeclared.
I <3 Undeclared so much
Belle and Sebastian - White Collar Boy
She said “You ain’t ugly, you can kiss me if you like”
GO AHEAD AND KISS HER / YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU’RE MISSIN’